I applied to be a spokesman of MONSTER energy drink but they said I wasnt young enough and hip. I needed more tattooes on my body including my neck and skateboard or jump off cliffs. Foolish decision. I would rock monster on my scrubs if sponsored.
In the words of a former NYHQ alumni: What's more badass than a spokesman who can resuscitate a dead person?
Still rock the product in my veins, as pre-workout st Crossfit GreenPoint @ Brooklyn, and pre-shift ritual before the crazies in the Jungle in Flushing, Queens get to me.
Perhaps I should aim lower, not so high, and seek sponsorship by Mad For Chicken since they serve awesome Soju Yogurt drinks or Kopparberg strawberry lime Hard Cider or Brooklyn's Bruce Cost