I may not wear earrings, nor rock tattoos on my arms or neck or face.
I may not be younger than 25 years old.
I may be from the prior Millennium. Not a current Millennial.
I may not skateboard.
I don't ride a monster truck.
I don't ride a dirt bike.
I don't jump out of airplanes.
I don't surf.
I am not the demographic filmed on Gopro.
I did buy a Gopro.
I did graduate from Medical School.
I do save lives, and watch people die.
I read ekgs.
I watch your blood pressure rise or drop
I perform ABGs.
I watch your pulse ox rise and drop.
I place sterile harpoons of plastic in your neck or your groin.
I place sterile tubes of plastic in your mouth or your chest.
Even place rubber tubes in your private parts.
I push epinephrine.
I push medications that make you comatose
I push medications that paralyze your diaphragm making breathing impossible.
I push blood transfusions harder than TPA.
I perform one arm CPR and my patients come back.
I teach residents to save and not kill their patients.
I drink Sangria and not much anything else except for Monster.
I love meat, and definitely not a vegetarian.
I may develop energy drink induced Cardiomyopathy.
I don't care.
My contact sport, Olympic lifting.
My profession: Saving sick people. and kicking out the not sick.
I am an Emergency Medicine Physician.
I love my Monster.
Even if not sponsored. Even if more than one time, I have been rejected by the Sales Reps by the Company.
Monster helps me be Me.
That is all.
Nothing less. .
Monster releases the Beast in Me.