• Jose Torres

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I applied to be a spokesman of MONSTER energy drink but they said I wasnt young enough and hip. I needed more tattooes on my body including my neck and skateboard or jump off cliffs. Foolish decision. I would rock monster on my scrubs if sponsored.

In the words of a former NYHQ alumni: What's more badass than a spokesman who can resuscitate a dead person?

Still rock the product in my veins, as pre-workout st Crossfit GreenPoint @ Brooklyn, and pre-shift ritual before the crazies in the Jungle in Flushing, Queens get to me.

Perhaps I should aim lower, not so high, and seek sponsorship by Mad For Chicken since they serve awesome Soju Yogurt drinks or Kopparberg strawberry lime Hard Cider or Brooklyn's Bruce Cost

Ginger Ale.

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