My Monster energy drink Promo.
I may not have tattoos.
I don't have piercings.
I am over 30 years old. Definitely over 40 years old.
I don't ride a skateboard, dirt bike, motorcycle, nor monster truck, or Nascar car.
I just do the thrilling and sometimes boring job of working in the Emergency Room in the reality of ER.
I am an Attending. Not a fake $ss actor on a public television promoting drama over fake medicine.
I deal with the realz.
Death and life. Sickness and health.
But I can save lives and make a difference.
I wish Monster the company realized that it makes a difference in my life.
Especially to keep me up in the mornings for boring meetings, and to get me to perform personal bests in Olympic lifting.